I’m not a foot fetishist. Okay. I mean, I wouldn’t even be looking at her feet, but the train was packed and, for most of the way, it was all I could see. They were nice feet–again, not a foot fetishist, but someone who appreciates beauty. And, really, when I say “nice” I mean it […]
It turns out that my spam-blocker, though not the fraud of this piece, had been stopping roughly 75% of all legitimate emails from getting to me. Among these lost emails was one pertaining to my new apartment and one setting up a meeting to discuss my–possibly–new job. So, having gotten too scared to bother, I […]
“Well! Done!” Mark said, with an embarrassed smile.
“What?” she asked. The music in the bar was so damn loud, it entered your ears and wouldn’t leave or give way for any other sound.
He leaned his head right in to hers. “WELL! DONE!”
“Oh, yeah!” she laughed and held up the drink that some guy had […]
On those few-and-far-between instances where I find myself a male on the prowl in this City of Women, it seems my greatest obstacles are not ones concerning physical attraction or awkwardness, but a highly inward and highly arbitrary set of standards. Take last night for instance, I go to buy a beer at the bar; […]
Four drinks hadn’t made him forget about Darfur, nor health care, nor the Venezuelan elections, nor the strikers (wherever they may be). It also couldn’t make him forget the girl that he had loved, had almost got, and then had lost, all before the bar’s happy hour came to a close. She now sat with […]