My friend Gia has asked me to write about “being green” from an American perspective. I don’t know the first thing about the environment or America perspectives, but I know New York.
The Hell Gate Bridge, which spans a famously difficult strait of New York’s East River, is an Arch bridge that’s almost a hundred years old. It connects the borough of Queens to two of Manhattan’s outlying islands and sits atop the final resting place for hundreds, perhaps thousands, of sunken ships. It is a railroad bridge, built to carry heavy freight trains in a time when such trains were running almost non-stop. The Arch itself, a structure discovered by the Mesopotamians, is one of mankind’s most robust, versatile, and resilient inventions. This is a strong bridge.
Roughly a thousand years after the last human has disappeared from the New York Islands, the bridge, having been eaten away by various organisms, left to expand and contract during the seasons, and untreated or re-inforced by mankind’s “genius”, will come crashing down into the East River, fall into pieces, get eaten by fish or left to rot on the bottom, and eventually disappear. But, again, being a very strong bridge, it will have been preceded in death by every other bridge that crosses the East River; and by every skyscraper and apartment building in the city; and by every road and sidewalk. When Humans are gone, the City will become, save for a few structural hold-outs waiting for their time, little more than a giant forest. Not the post-apocalyptic, post human wasteland envisioned by films, but a complete and triumphant return to it’s original state.
What green activists, oil executives, politicians, celebrities, and even scientists seem to have forgotten is a basic fact: In any struggle between Humans and the Earth, the Earth will win, hands down, every time. Long after the water has become undrinkable, the air unbreathable, our habitat unlivable; when we’ve killed ourselves to the last man; poisoned, infected, choked, and starved ourselves, Nature will not be at all hurt, but simply waiting. Waiting to step back in and reclaim; to clean the air, purify the water, lower the temperature, and return itself to normalcy. 
New York, perhaps America’s bellwether city, is not at all green. It’s brown sometimes, grey in the winter, definitely black, it’s had short bursts of red, to politicians it’s usually blue, in the last few decades it’s been increasingly pink, and it has more than it’s ample share of rainbow flags, but never, ever, has it been green. The trash bins on every corner don’t distinguish between glass, paper, or Styrofoam cups. The smells of outer-New Jersey refineries are a fact of life, unlamented and rarely complained about. The early morning sees gardens of trash lying on the streets, an almost legendary reminder of where you are. And, in a city where you rarely drive more than 30mph, you’re more likely to see a Hummer than a hybrid.
I don’t point fingers at my fellow city dwellers, I myself am quite terrible. I rarely recycle, use far more water than I should or need, and if I pick up trash it’s more a question of aesthetics than responsibility. I’m not bragging here, I understand how terrible this all is and feel guilty, but like the city itself: I have too many concerns; must move too quickly, must make money, must have sex, must eat, must, must, must. In a New York Minute, even a second for the environment is a second that can’t be spared.
The other day as as I sat in a Diner, I found myself thinking about my environmental apathy while staring at a plastic encased straw. Plastic is very bad. But for most people, the idea of getting a straw, or anything, that’s not covered in plastic is a little disturbing. Why? Germs, of course! Everyone of the last two generations has spent their lives being warned about germs. The very things which we’ve been using to protect ourselves from nature, to sanitize and cleanse, are now, not surprisingly, nature’s biggest enemies. The old saying “You’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t” seems to increasingly be mankind’s position: Too reliant on destructive things to give them up, but eerily aware and conscious about there destructive capabilities.
As usual, I don’t really have an answer here (which is why people shouldn’t ask me things like this). But let’s be clear: I’m not destroying the Earth. I’m destroying myself. New York, America, and Humanity aren’t killing the planet; we’re committing suicide. The planet we live on, will live on. It’s stronger than the gases, than the plastics, than the people. Likewise, when we talk about “Saving the Planet”: It’s really Mankind that needs saving. Too many solutions seem to leave out Humans on the arrogant assumption that, in the long run, our marvellously unsuccessful species can really hurt this giant rock any more than a goldfish can destroy it’s own fishbowl.
This isn’t about Green, it’s about people.
Have you considered Subscribing to all of this madness?
“It’s about people.”
Hear! Hear! It *is* about people which is exactly what both sides of the Global Warming debate seem to forget. When I look at this photo (Earth at night from a satellite), I see it as one of the most BEAUTIFUL things I’ve ever seen. A mere 100 years ago those lights wouldn’t have existed. Until 50 years ago we couldn’t have taken the photo. Humans have turned the darkness into light, learned to fly and left our planet! It’s an achievement which fills me with overwhelming joy.
Yet, if you show an “Extreme Green” that photo they will find it repulsive. Science, Progress and the advancement of Human Culture seem to be the enemies to them.
I want all of those things AND for the air to be clean (I’m getting asthma and it’s not fun). I genuinely don’t think that’s impossible.
After 20 years living in the UK, I admit, I do find the wastefulness in America rather excessive. A bit like watching Mr. Creosote eat…
Changing ones green habits is only difficult if you feel you need to change EVERYTHING at once and go from normal city dweller to a hippy that lives in a tent. No one wants to be one of those. Start small. If you have an older toiler, put the biggest bottle of water you can fit into the cistern to easily save gallons of water a week. Or don’t keep the water running when brushing your teeth - you waste about 9 litres every minute doing that.
Or why not buy 1 acre of rainforest every year for $50 thereby ’saving’ 2 tons of co2 per year (Americans use an average of 19 tons per year, 10% ‘reduction’ right there). Or buy trees instead of flowers as gifts. Small things. Easy things.
And then get over the germ issue.
Interestingly, I may have wrongly bad-mouthed my city when speaking for myself. It turns out, New York has a remarkably small carbon footprint compared with most cities. It’s not because we’re very vigilante about these things–although our Mayor could be called Green–but because of our overwhelming use of public transportation. Very few New Yorkers have cars, it’s too expensive and you can get anywhere on the subway. For all of our bad behavior, simply not having a car puts us way ahead of most places. Interesting….